MAD MIKE THE RHODESIAN
Newsletter for September 2018
Hi, friend!Welcome to our newsletter for September 2018! Please bookmark the ARCHIVE INDEX page for future reference.
Duck's Motivation Of Month
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 1
PS: The following jokes might be too bold for some people... If you are sensitive, please ignore this.Q: What is the one cannibal's number?
A: 1-0-8-1-0!
Q: And the other cannibals' numbers?
A: 1-0-8-2-0, 1-0-8-3-0, 1-0-8-4-0, 1-0-8-5-0, 1-0-8-6-0, 1-0-8-7-0, 1-0-8-8-0 and 1-0-8-9-0!
Q: Why doesn't the shark attack old Van?
A: He speaks Afrikaans (an indigenous language from South Africa similar to Hollands) to it and the shark thinks he is a rock (nickname for a South African citizen speaking Afrikaans).
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 2
Q: What did the one firefly said to the other firefly?A: "Give me a push. My battery is flat."
Q: Why did the duck waddle across the road?
A: To get to the other side!
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Rhodesian greetings until next month
Mad Mike & Duck