MAD MIKE THE RHODESIAN
Newsletter for November 2018
Hi, friend!Welcome to our newsletter for November 2018! Please bookmark the ARCHIVE INDEX page for future reference.
Duck's Motivation Of Month
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 1
PS: The following joke might be too bold for some people... If you are sensitive, please ignore this.Van and three Cape Coloreds (Colored guys from the Western Cape province of South Africa) were sitting at the rugby in Cape Town, South Africa. The Blue Bulls (team from Pretoria, South Africa) and the Stormers (team from the Western Cape) were playing. As the Bulls scored a try, one of the Coloreds shouted, "Four points for the Bulls!". It's converted and the second Colored shouted, "One point for the Bulls!". A short while later, the Bulls scored a penalty and the third Colored shouted, "Three points for the Bulls!" As old Van got annoyed with these three Bulls supporters, he bashed their heads together and shouted, "Three points for the general hospital!"
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 2
Q: Which animal can see where is going AND where he comes from?A: A chameleon!
Q: How do you confuse a chameleon?
A: Put him on a box of Smarties (small button sized sweets coming in at least 5 colors)!
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Rhodesian greetings until next month
Mad Mike & Duck