MAD MIKE THE RHODESIAN
Newsletter for December 2018
Hi, friend!Welcome to our newsletter for December 2018! Please bookmark the ARCHIVE INDEX page for future reference.
Duck's Motivation Of Month
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 1
PS: The following joke might be too bold for some people... If you are sensitive, please ignore this.A grasshopper on a motorbike came to an sudden stop. His bike refused to start and he was at wit's end. A bee came pass and asked, "What's wrong?" "I don't know." "Open your tank, let me see what's the problem." Grasshopper opened the tank and, after a little buzzing, he came out. "Try now." Grasshopper fling the switch and his bike starting to roar again. Before he could thank the bee, the bee was gone.
A week later grasshopper came roaring down the same road and saw bee up ahead. He pressed his hooter and called bee. "Remember last week?" "Yes." "Well, you were off in such a hurry, I couldn't thank you." "No problem. I don't mind helping a stranger in need." "By the way, what was the problem?" "You ran out of fuel. I filled your tank with Bee Pee." (No pun intended with British Petroleum... Sorry, guys!)
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 2
Q: What do you get when you cross a whippet (a type of dog that can run very fast) and a giraffe?A: A crossbred that likes to chase airplanes!
Q: If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
A: Nine!
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Rhodesian greetings until next month
Mad Mike & Duck