Archive (Benchmark Email): August 17, 2019

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WHAT'S NEW (RHODESIAN TRAFFIC 786) 1. Rhodesian Traffic 786 phase 3a is running smoothly. 2. I am running behind schedule installing the LFM / LFMVM script due to unforseen circumstances and problems with the internet. 3. Current membership: 5 Special upgrades, 2 Silver members, 1 Bronze member and 1 Basic member. WHAT'S NEW (SUCCESS WITH DUCK 786) 1. I am working on more reviews. 2. I am working on 2 new e-courses to replace the e-book - a free service to setup emails for any business and a paid course to create an advertising e-business step-by-step. WATCH THIS SPACE!

TO-DO  LIST 1. Let me advertise for you at Rhodesian Traffic 786. (Remember it costs just 1 USD to join to get a lot of advertising done by me - upgrading will cost more and will give you much more!) 2. Get a nice FREE e-book HERE. You can also check out the new fully intergratedPLR service from there.

TIPS FOR EASIER WORK ON THE INTERNET 1. Use a service with a mailing scheduler to help you ease the work load. Matthew Graves got a whole batch of them! Check them out HERE. (I reviewed the whole batch in one go on my website). 2. Use The Safe List Organiser to click and organize your mailing services.

THIS MONTH'S MESSAGE Remember, if you don't work, you business is closed for the day and your customers will go elsewhere...The minimum you have to do on days you can't open, is to check your emails, but that won't necessarily yield money... So, work on your business every day and do at least ONE advertisement somewhere to keep it moving!

Until next month  ______________________________________________________________________ Al-Muhaymin Trust Newsletter Assalaamu 'Alaykum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barikaatu!  HADITH Reminding is good for the believer.  WHAT'S NEW 1. Check our two stores on our website. One is for Travel Goods and one for Trust related items. No specials currently. MESSAGES 1. Look for an app called Athan by Islamic Finder on Google Play or Apple Istore. This app not only gives your local prayer times with the Athan, but also track your prayers (and rewards you!), have Duaas and the WHOLE Quran to read from your phone! And we are on the integrated Community. 2. Add us on Telegram too. You don't need the app to join as they have an integrated web service straight from your browser. If you have the app, you can add up to 3 accounts and never have to share your phone number(s). (It works with a handle, like Twitter.) The app and web service are the most secure social network on the web. We have 3 channels you can follow: AMT Announcements - https://t.me/amtmsgs786 AMT Fatwas & Other News - https://t.me/amtnews786 AMT Sunnah or Adhabak - https://t.me/amtsunnah786 Until next time, insha Allah! ____________________________________________________________________________ Rhodesian Traffic 786 Beta Phase 3 & 4 Update You are in phase 3a (the website are now active using the old Phase 2 website with less complicated aspects). You, as a basic or an upgraded member of Rhodesian Traffic 786, have the priviledge to be first to get your details straight for the next phase. ATTENTION NEEDED PLEASE NOTE:  ALL CURRENT MEMBERS NEED TO GO AND UPDATE THEIR DETAILS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! NEW members need only change their details if your advertising change. Please login to GMAIL (if you haven't yet), and then go HERE and select EDIT MY DETAILS to update your details. Basic members transferred from Phase 2 You will have to complete a fresh form.Upgraded members transferred from Phase 2 Please note that I added  Rhodesian Traffic 786 where I don't have your details and duplicated your main site / solo details for other areas. Please change these to your details.PROBLEMS CHANGING YOUR DETAILS? If you have problems changing your details, please reply to this email and I will edit it from this side - after I obtained the full details from you. WHAT TO DO NEXT You don't have to worry further.  Just update your details AS SOON AS POSSIBLE so I can add them to the advertising campaigns I am running for you. SOLO UPDATES View all current solos HERE. Need changes done? Change HERE (direct link to membership form).  NEW CAMPAIGN I am running a special promotion competition. Details HERE. WHAT'S NEW 1. You will find the site more navigatable. I have streamlined some items for better viewing. WHAT TO EXPECT SHORTLY 1. Busy installing LFM / LFMVM software on a new platform. (Phase 4). I am behind schedule due to unforseen circumstances and internet problems. Your details will be migrated and you will be informed in due course. 2. New integration into signup for emails. Currently done manually. Until next time ____________________________________________________________________________ Mad Mike 786 Monthly Newsletter WHAT'S NEW 1. Check my NEW version 2.0 website HERE. Don't forget to visit the shop. 2. My pencil sketches are now not just on Facebook, but my wife is selling it on her website for a dirt cheap $200.00 each. DUCK'S MESSAGE   MIKE'S MESSAGE #1 This joke may offend some people. If you are sensitive, forgive me and go to message #2. Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A: A poultrygeist! MIKE'S MESSAGE #2 Child-friendly joke. Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? A: The letter M! MIKE'S MESSAGE #3 Child-friendly joke. (Let's test your music knowledge with this one.) Question: C, E-flat and G walks into a bar. The bartender shows them the door, Saying, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." Why? Hint: if played together, there are a change here. Answer: These three notes makes C-minor when played together. I have been told my jokes are lame again... And that my first joke is too cruel. Well, if you really don't like it, head over to one of the pink blocks and look for UNSUBSCRIBE. It is your choice if you don't want to laugh. These three jokes with compliments from Readers Digest. I have to give them credit for some better jokes... AGAIN. Rhodesian greetings and lots of laughs until next month ____________________________________________________________________________