MAD MIKE THE RHODESIAN
Newsletter for August 2018
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Duck's Motivation Of Month
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 1
PS: The following joke might be too bold for some people... If you are sensitive, please ignore this.Old Van is visiting Hollywood, USA and saw an advertisement for a circus and decided to go. He bought a ringside ticket.
Just after interval the ringmaster came out with a donkey. "I will give $1,000 to anyone who can make this donkey laugh." Several people tried without any effect. Old Van decide to try and went forward. He whispers something in the donkey's ear and the donkey starts braying as if his life depends on it. The ringmaster handed him his $1,000.
Two weeks later Old Van is visiting the Rockies, Canada and saw the same advertisement and decided to go again.
Just after interval the ringmaster came out with the same donkey. He saw Old Van in the front row. "I asked two weeks ago that people make this donkey laugh, but the only guy that made him laugh is right here in the audience. So, now I will give $1,000 to whoever can make him cry." Several people tried again without effect. Old Van decide to try again and went forward. This time he asked if he can take the donkey to the back. The ringmaster allowed it and after a few minutes Van and a crying donkey returned.
The ringmaster, before handing Van the money, asked, "Just before I give you this, just tell me how did you get it right to make the donkey laugh and cry?" Old Van answered, "Two weeks ago I told him my THING is bigger than his. And today I showed him!"
Mad Mike's Joke Of The Month 2
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?A: A woollen jumper!
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Rhodesian greetings until next month
Mad Mike & Duck